T: Oh, hell. There's a conference call going on next door. Everyone's putting on their conference call voices.

S: Conference call voices. Ha. That's a kind of costume.



October 31, 2007    11:40am
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Just found out that my favorite dinosaur when I was a kid now looks like this.


Tom    October 30, 2007    5:54pm
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FEMA FAKE NEWS CONFERENCE FAKE PHONY FASCIST? NEWS? "NEWS" CONFERENCE FEDERAL FEDERALEMA WRONG NOT RIGHT NOT COOL UNCOOL FEMA FAKERY LAME JAKE AND SO FORTH

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You are not prepared to sit through pages and pages while Arrowsmith gets his med school degree, goes into the field, meets and courts some woman, more stuff happens, and then he is forced to decide where his morals lay, I know how you are. And you're not going to appreciate the prim banter and how words like "hooch" are used so as to be utterly shocking. You don't find many jokes written in 1924 funny, and every joke in this book will be just that. Stick with books with interesting generalizations about life in them and leave the details for someone with 450 pages worth of time. 450 pages?! says my body. Pssh, it says. Bang, you're dead.


Tom    October 28, 2007    6:52pm
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it's that time of year again, when I get early morning calls from Omaha Nebraska and I don't know why and they don't leave a message.



Tom    October 26, 2007    9:52am
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I just found out your supposed to put one and a half packets of coffee in the machine!

Every time I've made it, I've only put one!!

It's my fault we haven't been meeting our deadlines!!!

And so on.


Tom    October 25, 2007    12:41pm
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Sometimes I like feeling invisible but othertimes I don't and you know it's good to feel visible sometimes too and I don't think I've ever been annoyed when someone stops me on the street and asks for directions. On the contrary, I usually feel pretty good after having been given the chance to be helpful and so last night when I saw this lady on the street and she looked like she had had a bad day, like maybe she was feeling invisible, I thought I'd ask her for some simple directions, which would give her a chance to feel visible, and good and important et cetera. I asked her which way was west and sheeeeeeeeeee wasn't sure


oawwh    October 23, 2007    3:11pm
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Something to do while your computer's rendering.

My computer was rendering:


lunagibconcock



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Two groups of European filmmakers were just saying goodbye to one another on the street. All in all, like 800 kisses on the cheek were exchanged.


Tom    October 22, 2007    5:21pm
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The protesters are saying something urgent, but I doubt it's "What's that smell? The four points of Hell!"

If it is, ha!


Tom    October 22, 2007    3:08pm
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Something to do on your lunch break.

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Deborah Kerr, Actress, My Cousin's Favorite, Dies at 86, I'm sorry

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Abashment Yo. Asthma Boney. Hyaena Tombs. Bayonet Sham (or Mash - or Hams). Soybean Math. Batman Yes Oh. Satan Mob Hey. Bemoan As Thy. Maybe Shat On. Beat Many Hos. Bash Many Toe. Your turn.

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If I had to choose based on the color of the packet, I'd go with Equal's pretty kind of cornflower blue. But then this contest's between Splenda and Sweet'N Low, and there taste, at that.

Anyway.
SUGAR


Tom    October 17, 2007    10:34am
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The cold months are coming and maybe I should gain some weight. But then I think of Aaron and if he's not being whipped around by the elements, I assume I'm okay. If Aaron gets hypothermia though... then I'll start to worry. Aaron's a teacher now. Give him apples.


Tom    October 15, 2007    2:15pm
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(I write stuff — like the stuff that ends up here — this, for instance — and while I'm writing- typing- whatever, I'm like, This is crap, or at the very least, This could be a lot better, and so I go back and read what's ended up here in the past, wondering, Well what did I used to write? And what I used to write I end up liking better... But: I thought it was so trivial at the time! Because it is!! I don't want my present shortcomings to exaggerate the worth of my past averagecomings. God damn it, I just wrote "averagecomings"? wha- ? I'm disappointed in something, is what I'm saying.

Just not sure what, exactly.)


Have a good weekend, everybody.


Tom    October 12, 2007    6:57pm
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I want to write about my newfound fascination for airport hotel bars, how they feel like sci fi to me, these hubs, the people who collect at them. But... I'm busy.

This'll do for now?


... Their transitoriness, their loneliness, their businessness. It all seems shady to me, y'know? Sexy and/or sad and/or whispery and like I better keep my wits about me when in one. The bartender can tell I don't know about the local culture (football team) and also that I'm not weathered enough to be a villain or a smuggler or, gosh, a bounty hunter. There's a chance I could be a chosen one or something though, and that the awkwardness is just a ruse, and so the bartender doesn't poison my drink. Smoking is permitted in the particular hub I'm in, which is odd, and people are partaking, which makes the air I'm breathing sci fi. Indoor-smoking creatures. I can't make out what they're saying. It all blends together into spacechatter and there's a big telescreen showing pleasing pictures of food and beds and set to techno music.

We saw two Seattle Seahawks (Gamorrean guards) in the elevator.


Tom    October 11, 2007    9:28am
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When I left my apartment this morning it was like the beginning of a movie. Now, now... Not necessarily an exciting one, but... Waking up and going through my routine, walking through my apartment, my joints cracking, my hair mussed, pouring coffee in relative silence, evidence of a girl having been there in the not so distant past, her glass of water, her belt on the couch, brushing my teeth, deciding I can go another day without shaving... All of this felt a little cinematic to begin with, for some reason, and then I left my apartment and heard the accordion polka waltz my neighbor was listening to and that's when I really felt like I was watching myself start the day. The polka waltz became a soundtrack and I half expected to see opening titles, and the names of my producers and directors, hovering around me as I made my way down the stairs and outside.

It was rainy. Annoyingly so. I left the warm, peach humidity of my apartment and stepped out into the raininess. The polka waltz came to an abrupt end when the front door slammed behind me. It was going to be that kind of movie, was it?

I made it four blocks towards the train when I realized I had left the coffee pot on. I turned around. It was going to be that kind of movie, was it?

Returning... Inside my building, there's an old lady coming down the stairs, slowly, with a cane and a newspaper in the same hand. She pauses. She's about halfway down. I'm holding the door for her at the bottom. She's a little over halfway down. She's a little over a little over halfway down. She's got about a third to go. She pauses.


Tom    October 10, 2007    1:54pm
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A guy got on the train this morning, being real loud and saying that his grandson got shot through a window over the weekend and that the family needs nineteen more dollars for his burial. A man sitting across from me handed him a five dollar bill, and the guy continued down the car. Some more people handed him their change. "The color of a child shouldn't matter!" he said, but I don't think it was the color of the boy's skin in the photo he was holding that was keeping more people from giving away their money. I think it was just one of those things. It was early and then this guy gets on the train yelling about a dead grandson. It's a lot to process. "We only need nineteen more dollars for his burial!" he repeated, but I'm sure he meant to say around thirteen more dollars that time. Or, maybe. I don't know if he was telling the truth or lying or what. That was between Atlantic and Nevins St. I forgot it had even happened until now.


Tom    October 2, 2007    11:56am
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I just realized...its october! Happy october!

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