I'm tired of explaining how we met. From now on when people ask I'm going to tell them I was born with one of those teeth tumors in the middle of my forehead and she was my nurse at the hospital where I got it removed.


Tom    June 20, 2007    9:05pm
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The light takes a while to come on in the bathroom at work, especially if it's been off overnight. It hums then strobes a bit, then goes black, then more strobing before flashing on and finally staying there. Now I've never broken into a run down, rusty, fungi-crusted gas station bathroom to shave my beard and dye my hair before going on the lam, but maybe I have, because it's deja vu every time I turn on that light.


Tom    June 11, 2007    12:30pm
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Being the only one in the office is peaceful. As quiet or loud as I wish it to be. Cozy yet commodious. If I need a breeze, I open a window. A perfect work environment until a ghost cat meows and then- Where the hell did that come from? No, seriously.


Tom    June 10, 2007    3:59pm
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Charles, I saw a drunk guy take a shit on your street this morning.


Tom    June 7, 2007    9:35am
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