My cell phone's autocomplete doesn't know onomatopaeia.
Tom September 24, 2007 10:02am
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My cell phone's autocomplete doesn't know onomatopaeia.
Tom September 24, 2007 10:02am
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Last night I dreamt I had the power of real life copy and paste and what I wanted to do with it was buy a loaf of bread and copy and paste it a bunch of times and then drive the loaves to a homeless shelter. That sounds admirable, but admittedly it took me a few minutes to arrive at that idea, and then, even, why not filet mignons?
Tom September 21, 2007 2:12pm
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A THINTAP WOODSAP SANDWICH ON CLEAN & NASTY
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There was a puddle in the corner, under the bench, that was kind of pukey in nature. It looked like someone puked and then someone cleaned it up with water but then the water didn't dry. It was all gross and stagnant. Carrie and Vicki and Phil and Laura were trying their best to avoid it and then Tom came and wanted to sit on the bench too and was like hey guys slide over and they went further into the puddle. Tom was unaware. He sat there the whole show wondering why his friends kept shooting him dirty looks. It's because they wanted to tap their feet to the music, but couldn't.
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The past few summers I've been asked to pay more taxes. It's not that long of a story why, it's just kinda boring. Basically, the guy I have do them works in Pennsylvania and doesn't know the New York codes, and each year he says he's looked into it, and each year it turns out he hasn't, or at least not deep enough. Anyway, three strikes, he's out. This is the last time it'll happen.
What I want to show you though is- This year, to save stamps because I hate going to the post office to buy more, and because I lost this one form I had to fill out if I sent my payment through the mail, I decided to pay online.
Here is the website's photo of a man paying his overdue taxes online:
Alright, that's all. That's what I wanted to show you. Don't drop your laptop in the ocean, dude!
Carry on.
Tom September 12, 2007 5:12pm
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Hey there's a Clean & Nasty show this Saturday. 2 sets!
Tom September 11, 2007 2:32pm
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This food is terrible.
Tom September 11, 2007 2:30pm
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