It's hard not to be political. It just is. I'm sorry. But maybe we should pass these around? I don't know. Okay.
Back to work.
Tom March 21, 2008 3:39pm
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What if the prostitute the governor slept with was in your circle of friends and no one knows it and on one Friday night everyone's out at a bar and she gets a text message or two and then a call and then she's like "be right back," but then she doesn't come back, but whatever, I mean, she's really taking the Amtrak down to Washington but no one suspects that, if anything, people just suspect girl problems, but then you're all out again the next night and someone gets a text from her asking where you are and then a little later she shows up and she's like "what'd I miss?" and everyone's like "nothing." The night pans out like any other and sometime around 2 or 3 she's waiting in line for the bathroom and makes out with a guy -- for free! People are so peculiar.
Tom March 11, 2008 12:14pm
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